SERVIN’ UP SOME COOL BRAIN SMOOTHIES WITH ARACHNA – THIS WEEK’S BEWARE THEATER ON BETA MAX TV!!! Nothing’s more refreshing on a summer’s day than a nice cool drink made fresh! Especially when you’ve been dead for 300 years. What’s the secret ingredient? Find out by joining Arachna of the Spider People and her brain-free […]
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BUG-WHISPERER SOLVES GRISLY MURDERS – TODAY ON BETA MAX TV!!!
BUG-WHISPERER SOLVES GRISLY MURDERS – TODAY ON BETA MAX TV!!! Summer bugs bugging you? Ever find yourself wishing you could talk to insects? Yeah, us neither. But that’s exactly what the star of today’s feature can do. Join Beta Max TV for this entomological entry into the world of horror – CREEPERS (1985). Directed by Dario Argento, […]
IT’S A BEACH PARTY IN THE WOODS – WITH A MONSTER – ON BETA MAX TV!!!
A BEACH PARTY IN THE WOODS – WITH A MONSTER – TODAY ON WEIRD AND WILD WEDNESDAY!!! What do you get when you combine a favorite woodsy party spot with a cosmic ray created mutant monster? You get today’s feature on Beta Max TV‘s Weird And Wild Wednesday! From 1967, it’s NIGHT FRIGHT! The space program […]
THE ETERNAL TRIANGLE – MEN, WOMEN, AND DINOSAURS – TODAY ON BETA MAX TV!!!
RETRO BEACH FASHION – ABOUT A MILLION YEARS RETRO! – AND DINOSAURS!!! PREHISTORIC WOMEN – TODAY ON BETA MAX TV!!! Animal prints are all the rage in today’s Exploitation Monday feature on Beta Max TV. We’re going way back to when dinosaurs roamed the Earth (1950 AD) for PREHISTORIC WOMEN!!! A tribe of women – who […]
CRUISE WITH A CREATURE – AND ARACHNA – ON BEWARE THEATER!!!
HIT THE HIGH SEAS WITH ARACHNA FOR A CALMING CREATURE CRUISE ON THIS WEEK’S BEWARE THEATER!!! We took a Beta Max TV B-movie ocean cruise on Monday and we’re not headed for port quite yet! Put on your deck shoes and watch your back as Arachna Of The Spider People and her serenading skelton Deadly present the […]
IT’S LIKE THE LOVE BOAT – WITH A KILLER VOODOO MUMMY! TODAY ON BETA MAX TV!!!
TAKE A LUXURY OCEAN CRUISE WITH BETA MAX TV – BUT DON’T LOSE YOUR HEAD!!! How about spending a week of your summer on a special theme luxury cruise with Beta Max TV! It’s not a theme you find offered by most cruise lines. It’s the “Reincarnated Murderous Voodoo Priest Mummy” Cruise! Still interested? Well come […]
A STRANGLER AND A DEADBEAT RAT – THIS WEEK’S DUNGEON OF DR. DRECK ON BETA MAX TV!!!
A SWAMP STRANGLER AND A DEADBEAT RAT – DR. DRECK IS BUSY TODAY ON BETA MAX TV!!! Has the weather been kind of warm and sticky where you are? Feelin’ kinda swampy? Things are swampy AND dangerous this week for The Dungeon Of Dr. Dreck on Beta Max TV. Join Dr. Dreck and Moaner the Zombie Cheerleader for […]
IT’S ROSWELL DAY ON BETA MAX TV!!!
LOOK TO THE SKIES (OR THE HANGARS) – IT’S ROSWELL DAY ON BETA MAX TV!!! July 8, 1947, the U.S. Air Force released a report involving the Roswell, New Mexico area. A few days (or some say a few weeks) earlier, a rancher had found pieces of the wreckage of what he claimed was an […]
A LITTLE RED, WHITE, AND BLUE FROM BETA MAX TV!!!
AN EXTRA FEATURETTE FOR THE FOURTH!!! Happy Birthday America! We here at Beta Max TV hope you have a safe and fun Independence Day whatever you plan to do. To add a little color to the day’s festivities, we present our original and exclusive Beta Max TV special THE RED, THE WHITE, AND THE BLUE FROM THE GOLDEN […]
HERE’S LOOKING AT YOU – WITH CRAWLING EYEBALLS ON BEWARE THEATER!!!
ARACHNA SAYS ‘HERE’S LOOKIN’ AT YOU, KID – WITH BIG SLIMY EYEBALLS!’ ON THIS WEEK’S BEWARE THEATER!!! Did you ever get the feeling something was watching you? Something that hangs out in a mysterious radioactive cloud and wants to reach out with long nasty tendrils and rip your head off? Yeah, happens to us […]