MAIDENS MAKE MOONTREKKER MEN MISERABLE – TODAY ON BEWARE THEATER!!! Get all lunar with Arachna Of The Spider People and her space-traveling sidekick Deadly as they present CAT-WOMEN OF THE MOON on today’s Beware Thearer! Astronauts land on the moon and find remnants of a 2 million year old civilization – attractive young women in […]
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SET SAIL FOR THE SEAS OF SPINACH – IT’S A POPEYE SPECTACULAR TODAY ON BETA MAX TV!!!
CELEBRATE WITH SPINACH – IT’S THE POPEYE FUN-TIME SPECTACULAR TODAY ON BETA MAX TV!!! Pop open a can of spinach and get ready for action with the brand new Beta Max TV Special – the POPEYE FUN-TIME SPECTACULAR. It’s a shipload of fun and frolic with the world’s greatest sailor in some classic episodes. See […]
BIG BAD 16TH CENTURY GUY MEETS BIG RAT – TODAY ON DR. DRECK!!!
BIG BAD 16TH CENTURY GUY MEETS BIG RAT – TODAY ON DR. DRECK!!! There’s big doings in The Dungeon Of Dr. Dreck. But it’s not good big – it’s scary big! Join Dr. Dreck and Moaner the zombie cheerleader for GIANT FROM THE UNKNOWN. In this 1958 horror film, a deadly giant 16th century conquistador […]
BIRTHDAY HI-JINX FROM ARTIE SHAW AND BETTY GARRETT TODAY ON BETA MAX TV!!!
BIRTHDAY HI-JINX FROM ARTIE SHAW AND BETTY GARRETT TODAY ON BETA MAX TV!!! We love entertainment and we love parties so today we’re celebrating of two great entertainers with a couple of long careers – Artie Shaw and Betty Garrett. Artie, born in 1910 in New York City and recognized as one of the best […]
IT’S GHOUL’S NIGHT OUT ON BEWARE THEATER!!!
IT’S GHOUL’S NIGHT OUT ON BEWARE THEATER THIS WEEK!!! Join Arachna Of The Spider People and the delightfully deceased Deadly for a real “ghoul’s” night out on the Beware Theater presentation of NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD. It’s the 1968 George Romero classic movie that started the modern zombie movies. Flesh eating dead people rise […]
PAULINE CONCLUDES AND MUGGS MEETS HIS UNCLE – ON DON’S BREAKFAST SERIAL!!!
PAULINE CONCLUDES AND MUGGS MEETS HIS UNCLE PETE – ON DON’S BREAKFAST SERIAL!!! Will Pauline and her scientist father secure the ivory with the deadly gas formula on it? Find out in this week’s installment of Don’s Breakfast Serial as Don presents the conclusion of the 1933 serial THE PERILS OF PAULINE staring Evalyn Knapp. […]
HAUNTED BY MORE THAN THE PAST – AND THE WRONG DIRECTIONS – ON THIS WEEK’S DR. DRECK!!!
HAUNTED BY MORE THAN THE PAST – AND THE WRONG DIRECTIONS – ON THIS WEEK’S DR. DRECK!!! Join Dr. Dreck and Moaner for the obscure spooky film FORTRESS OF THE DEAD on The Dungeon Of Dr. Dreck. It’s an eerie ghost story about a man – the sole survivor of a group of soldiers trapped […]
MORE PERILS, MORE PAULINE – TODAY ON DON’S BREAKFAST SERIAL!!!
PERILS FOR PAULINE AND PUNCHES FOR PALOOKAS ON THIS WEEK’S DON’S BREAKFAST SERIAL!!! Get another bowl of Don’s Breakfast Serial this week with Part 2 of the 1933 action serial PERILS OF PAULINE on Beta Max TV! Don has the next 3 chapters of this serial staring Evalyn Knapp as the adventurous daughter helping her […]
CELEBRATE MOTHER’S DAY WITH THE MUMMY’S DAY SPECIAL ON BETA MAX TV!!!
OUR MOTHER’S DAY GIFT TO YOU – THE BETA MAX TV MUMMY’S DAY SPECIAL!!! Happy Mother’s Day! To celebrate, we bring you a salute to Mothers, Moms, Mamas, Mums, and especially Mummies with THE BETA MAX TV MUMMY’S DAY SPECIAL! It’s a cavalcade of mummies featuring assorted movie trailers, Van Beuren Studios’ own Tom & […]
FIND THE UNSEEN DANGERS OF FOG ISLAND ON BEWARE THEATER!!!
SLIP INTO A FOG ON AN ISLAND WITH ARACHNA – THIS WEEK ON BEWARE THEATER!!! Join Arachna of the Spider People and her always foggy friend Deadly as they host the 1945 mystery thriller – FOG ISLAND on Beware Theater. A businessman, framed and imprisoned for embezzlement, gets out of the slammer and invites those […]