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FRIDAY, JULY 31, 2020

REVENGE, THOSE DARN KIDS, AND THE BIG ONE – LOTSA PROBLEMS POPPIN’ UP ON THIS WEEK’S FRIDAY FUN-TIME FIVE!!!

Outer space delinquents, kids and their crazy ideas, a jealous dead wife, atomic bomb worries, and a special kind of western fill the bill for this week’s FRIDAY FUN-TIME FIVE on Beta Max TV!

Uncle Pete is missing and the Dark Vault has blown up in this week’s Dark Vault Of Public Domain presentation of TEENAGERS FROM OUTER SPACE (1959). Aliens posing as teenagers have landed on Earth to use it to grow their food – giant lobster-like creatures that tend to kill humans. But one of the teen aliens finds love and decides to try to help stop this plan.

Those darn kids are up to no good again as Mistress Peace Theatre presents CHILDREN SHOULDN’T PLAY WITH DEAD THINGS. In this 1972 film, a group of friends dig up a corpse to use in a mock Satanic ritual but they find they’ve dug up more than they bargained for. Mistress has intensified her natural peace mode but her ranch mates are tired of her “natural” state and plot some changes.

There’s more sociable distancing from Ritch and Triv on The Midnight Movie for NIGHTMARE CASTLE. In this 1965 Italian horror film, after a sadistic count murders his wife and her lover, he remarries and finds his new wife haunted by nightmares and apparitions of his victims seeking revenge!

They’ve dropped the big one – bomb, that is – on Spine Chilling Cinema‘s presentation of THIS IS NOT A TEST (1962). A highway patrolman, hearing news of an atomic attack, stops several travelers on a remote road..While trying to keep the group together and set up some sort of safety, drama and tension ensue as the group breaks down. Plus Oliver The Caretaker has a Popeye cartoon – Shuteye Popeye.

And speaking of revenge, on Mondopiece Theatre, these Native Americans have gone “native” – at least from the waist up! This week’s review is of the 1959 Ed Wood Jr. western (yes, western) REVENGE OF THE VIRGINS featuring a tribe of topless women warriors guarding a secret gold treasure against evil trespassers. This ain’t High Noon!

Arrows, bullets, bombs, explosions, aliens, dead people, and murders. And you think YOU got problems! Join the fun in this week’s FRIDAY FUN-TIME FIVE on your home for B-movies…and giant lobsters! Beta Max TV!!!