HAVE A FRESH BRAIN SMOOTHIE WITH ARACHNA ON BEWARE THEATER!!!

SERVIN’ UP SOME COOL BRAIN SMOOTHIES WITH ARACHNA – THIS WEEK’S BEWARE THEATER ON BETA MAX TV!!!

Nothing’s more refreshing on a summer’s day than a nice cool drink made fresh! Especially when you’ve been dead for 300 years. What’s the secret ingredient? Find out by joining Arachna of the Spider People and her brain-free buddy Deadly for the 1962 Mexican horror happening – THE BRAINIAC – on this week’s Beware Theater! In the 17th century, the evil Baron Vitelius is condemned to death as a witch for his demonic practices. But before he dies he curses all those who condemned him. Three hundred years later, the Baron returns as a hideous beast to exact his revenge on their descendents by sucking their brains out with a long forked tongue. Locally sourced and fresh brains are always the best!

Arachna and Deadly drop in to a local hot spot for trivia night. The questions aren’t all that hard so brains may not be required – but they sure are tasty and the patrons love ’em!

So grab a straw and have a slurp of THE BRAINIAC courtesy of Arachna Of The Spider People and this week’s Beware Theater on your home for B-movies…and brain shakes! Beta Max TV!!!

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